StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Officials say the death toll from Wednesday's tornado outbreak across Alabama has reached 340 victims, making it the deadliest in 90 years.
• The US has slapped more sanctions on Syria after security forces there gunned down another 60 protesters on Friday.
• The battle between Qaddafi loyalists and Libyan rebels has spilled into neighboring Tunisia as both sides are fighting over a border post.
• Japan's top nuclear adviser has resigned over limits for radiation in schools as officials there continue to struggle with the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster.
• Google faces a $50 million privacy lawsuit over Android smartphones tracking users.