StupidiNews!

• Time is almost up for a deal to prevent a government shutdown, and while both sides are there on money, it's the social issues that Republicans are insisting need to be defunded or else.
• Corn futures have hit record highs on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, meaning Americans will be paying even more for food soon.
• Sesame Street is coming to Pakistan in order to educate children and try to prevent violence.
• As Germany turns away from nuclear power, Russian natural gas is looking to fill the country's energy gap.
• Facebook is taking on Google in the war for tech talent by open sourcing the design of their data centers.