StupidiNews!

• Japan has ordered TEPCO to pay each family evacuated due to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster one million yen, or about $12,000.
• After a number of air traffic controllers fell asleep on the job this month and last, America's chief air traffic safety official has resigned.
• Neither the Ryan budget nor the Obama plan are long of specifics to close corporate tax loopholes, the kind GE used to pay zero taxes last year.
• Moody's has cut Irish debt to the lowest grade above junk status as analysts fear weak growth and the prospect of spending billions of euro to bail the country's banks out.
• Reports indicate Nintendo plans to announce a new console system to replace the flagging Wii, but with Sony and Microsoft firmly in control, it will be a long road.