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• The five coalition soldiers who were killed over the weekend in Afghanistan by a suicide bomber were US troops from the Army's 101st Airborne Division, officials say.
• Ivory Coast President Alassane Outtara is ordering the country's civil service workers back to work in order to try to get the country back on track.
• California wildlife officials and environmental groups are warning that widespread use of new rat poisons are causing harm to more than just rats.
• In a major reversal, formed Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan is now saying the Bush tax cuts should be allowed to expire.
• Oracle is giving up on a commercial version of OpenOffice as the open source community presses on with the consumer version.