StupidiNews!

• Pentagon investigators have cleared Gen. Stanley McChrystal of any wrongdoing as a result of the Rolling Stone article that cost him his job.
• Riots spread across Nigeria after election results from Saturday's presidential vote showed a commanding lead for incumbent Goodluck Jonathan amid allegations of vote rigging.
• Syrian security forces fired on thousands of protesters in the central square of the city of Homs after Monday's funeral for eight killed protesters.
• Both Republicans and Democrats say yesterday's negative outlook by S&P on US debt bolsters their respective claims for what needs to be done.
• An interfaith coalition of Catholic, Protestant, Jewish and Islamic leaders want Americans to lay off the technology during this "Screen-Free Week."