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• Japanese officials will begin strictly enforcing the evacuation zone around the damaged Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant this week.
• Scientists say like blood types, humans have three distinct intestinal types as well, affecting everything from diet to weight to susceptibility to disease.
• With gas prices approaching $4 a gallon, Americans are already saying they will drive less this year, especially those making less than $50,000 a year.
• Italian carmaker Fiat plans to up its share of Chrysler to 51% some two years ahead of schedule.
• Self-healing polymers that can actually close cuts to themselves under UV light have scientists excited.