StupidiNews!

• Seven are dead in Arkansas as Midwest storms continue to drop record amounts of rainfall in the month of April.
• The law firm employed by House Republicans to defend the Defense of Marriage Act in court has backed out after several lawyers at the firm revolted.
• The hunt is on for hundreds of Taliban prisoners that escaped from a daring tunnel jailbreak in Afghanistan's Sarposa Prison.
• Sony has unveiled its own line of Android-powered tablets to compete with Samsung and Apple in the handheld computing market.
• Scientists have discovered proof of the existence of anti-matter helium, but it may be the largest anti-matter nucleus discovered for a long, long time.