StupidiNews!

• Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton, now Princess Catherine, were married in Westminster Abbey this morning.
• House Republicans are expected to defund the creation of state health insurance exchanges created under the PPACA.
• As both the President's and the Republicans' budget proposals eliminate federal funding to help fight meth labs, cops in several states are growing nervous.
• President Obama will be on hand to watch the launch of the next to last shuttle flight, but the end of the Space Shuttle program in June will cost Florida some 8,000 jobs.
• Dutch GPS-maker TomTom is under heavy fire for passing on GPS data to the country's police to help make speeding cases against their own customers.