Monday, May 16, 2011

Birthers Get A Trump Card, Part The Final

Trump's not running for President.  Surprise!

Real estate mogul and television celebrity Donald Trump, who generated a media publicity blitz by saying he might run for president in 2012, announced Monday that he will instead remain a businessman.


"After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the presidency," Trump said in a statement.

With his typical bravado, Trump maintained that he would have won the Republican primary and the general election, but recognized that "running for public office cannot be done half-heartedly."

"Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector," Trump said in the statement.

Not ready to lose by 500 electoral votes to Obama, you mean.  Don't blame him, actually.  But really, I can't wait to see what sparkly object full of The Stupid that the Village chases next, and I have a real good idea what it's going to be.

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