Friday, May 13, 2011

Epic Animal (State) House Fail

Florida Republicans fail at pretty much every goddamn thing ever.  Gawker:

The state of Florida, somewhat famously, finally got around to banning bestiality last week. But, as the blog Southern Fried Science points out, there might be something wrong with the language used in the bill—specifically that it bans sex with "an animal." Did you know that humans are "animals," too?
Finally, we've found an excuse to fine or jail a large chunk of Florida. Here's the act's summary:
An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.
Seems clear to us: No sex for involving homo sapiens, ever.

In that case, I have some remedial material for Florida Republicans in the state legislature that's terrifically appropriate:



EPIC FAIL.

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