From The Bwahahaha Files

The suspect, later identified as 54-year-old Richard J. McCandles, demanded that the driver hand over his keys, police said.

But investigators said McCandles made one critical mistake — he selected a target who was bigger than him.

After beating McCandles up, the driver got into his car and drove off, Alvarez said. Officers said they arrived to find the McCandles lying on the ground.

I've been mugged.  I know how suddenly you can find yourself threatened.  With crime on the rise, it's good to know some folks can take care of themselves.  And the giggle was nice, too.