Pirates Lacking Booty

According to early reviews, the new Pirates release is not wowing the audience.  Johnny Depp gets some good laughs in regardless of the plot, but even he can't salvage this shipwreck of a film.  The problem seems to be mostly with the plot, and the lack of motivation.  Who needs a fountain of youth when you can return from death at any time?

It looks like there will be no sequel.  That ship has sailed.