StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Both the Taliban and Al Qaeda are confirming the deal of bin Laden and vowing a "new war" against the United States.
• Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is facing a possible forced resignation after his political allies in the government have been arrested on charges of "sorcery".
• Democrat Brad Miller of North Carolina is working to bring a bill to help residents affected by contaminated water at Camp Lejeune before the House.
• Another bailout for Greece may be in the works, but the EU is viciously denying rumors that the country will exit the euro currency.
• When it comes to the brain's electrical neural impulses, simple and efficient "coding" is the way to go, scientists say.