StupidiNews!

• White House officials say a "mother lode" of intelligence information on Al Qaeda was recovered from computers at bin Laden's compound in Pakistan.
• In his farewell address to Congress, retiring GOP Sen. John Ensign of Nevada apologized for his marital affair and will be resigning his office effective today.
• Sarah Palin's latest fundraiser took her to California's West Hills College, where she talked water and warfare.
• Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner has extended the debt ceiling timeframe by three weeks from July into early August.
• Nerf's new line of Super Soaker water guns have something different:  magazines.