StupidiNews!

• Captured fugitive crime boss Whitey Bulger will be heading back to Boston to face charges stemming from 19 counts of murder.
• New York state lawmakers are expected to vote on approving gay marriage legislation as early as today.
• President Obama's choice to replace Jon Huntsman as Ambassador to China has cleared the Senate Foreign Relations Committee by unanimous vote.
• Bank of Italy Governor Mario Draghi will succeed Jean-Claude Trichet as President of the European Central Bank.
• The FTC antitrust investigation into Google will launch with the first set of civil subpoenas expected "within days".