StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Embattled Libyan leader Moammar Qaddafi is threatening to take war to Europe unless NATO attacks on Libya cease.
• A federal judge has blocked new GOP regulations in Kansas designed to shut down two of the state's three remaining abortion clinics.
• As gas prices remain high, more Americans are turning to bicycles as as greener, cheaper alternative.
• Former IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been released on his own recognizance with his bail returned as new allegations of the victim's lying to a grand jury surface.
• Farmville and Mafia Wars created Zynga plans a stock IPO of $1 billion, but admits 99% of its income is dependent on Facebook.