StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The weekend closure of the 405 freeway in Los Angeles for repairs has been dubbed "Carmageddon" by the locals.
• Starbucks workers in Santiago, Chile have gone on strike, demanding better pay and benefits and joining many other Chilean workers protesting working conditions.
• Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is leading the US recognition of Libya's rebel council as the country's legitimate government, putting pressure on embattled Moammar Qaddafi.
• US governors are warning that states will have a tremendously difficult time surviving a US debt default.
• The Pentagon is taking on cyber security with plans to increase "cyber hygiene" involving sensitive data.