StupidiNews!

• The 9th Circuit court of appeals has issued an injunction against Pentagon enforcement of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, effectively ending the law.
• An escaped convict's bizarre plan to kill President Obama was thwarted by law enforcement officials in Wisconsin.
• US officials want to expand hunting in ten US wildlife preserves as some animal populations have grown too large to handle.
• Pyoengchang, South Korea has won the right to host the 2018 Winter Olympics, beating out Munich and Annecy, France.
• Specs on the iPhone 5 place it as "thinner and lighter" than the iPhone 4, and Apple may need 15 million units to sell.