StupidiNews!

• With a week to go before the White House says a deal on the debt ceiling is needed, President Obama plans to address the nation ahead of more negotiations on Monday.
• In India, 35 have been killed and hundreds were injured as two separate passenger train derailments may have been caused by separatist militias.
• Pakistan remains defiant after a US decision to suspend some $800 million in aid to the country sparked by Pakistani cooperation with Al Qaeda.
• Food giant Nestle is buying a 60% stake in Chinese snack maker Hsu Fu Chi for $1.7 billion as the largest food company in the world bulks up its Asian presence.
• A new report shows texting while driving laws have reduced incidents of distracted driving somewhat, but cases of doing so are still rare.