StupidiNews!

• Tropical Storm Bret has formed in the Atlantic and may threaten the Bahamas with heavy rain as early as tomorrow.
• In the wake of last weekend's triple bomb blast in Mumbai, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will visit India for a three-day trip starting today.
• With the recent death of his half-brother just days ago, a key adviser to Afghan President Hamid Karzai has been killed by suicide bomber.
• The deal to save book retailer Borders has fallen through, leaving the bankrupt company facing liquidation of many of its remaining 405 stores.
• The battle between game makers Electronic Arts and Activision heated up this weekend as the two companies are fighting a web domain war over Activision's Modern Warfare 3 game.