StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Tropical Storm Don has landed along the south Texas coast bringing needed rain but not much in the way of damaging winds.
• A federal judge has agreed to unseal President Richard Nixon's Watergate testimony for historical purposes.
• California has decided to move its presidential primary back to June rather than compete with the dozens of states trying to be first in the nation.
• Foreclosures and tougher lending standards have driven the percentage of Americans that own their own home down to levels from 1998.
• A federal appeals court has overturned a lower court ruling that held that genetic tests couldn't be patented.