StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Egypt has recalled its ambassador to Israel over the killings of three Egyptian border police along its shared boundary with the country.
• Iraqi officials have agreed to allow some US troops in the country past the December 31 deadline.
• With the company's stock price struggling, Bank of America is eliminating 3,500 jobs with more cuts expected later this year.
• India is expected to begin importing sugar rather than exporting it, raising prices on sugar worldwide as demand grows.
• Microsoft is expected to take Windows 8 to the tablet market and become the OS of choice on portables.