StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• After weakening to a Category 1 storm, Hurricane Irene makes landfall on the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
• A judge has blocked a Missouri law banning teacher/student communication on social networking sites like Facebook, citing free speech violations.
• The Christmas 2009 "underwear bomber" suspect has filed a claim of wrongful imprisonment, continuing a raft of complaints filed since his arrest.
• Wells Fargo and JP Morgan Chase have quietly acquired nearly $10 billion in outstanding US real estate loans made by the struggling Anglo Irish Bank.
• Apple is getting out of the TV rental business, but the option to buy episodes of TV shows is still there.