StupidiNews!

• Mexican police say captured suspected Juarez drug cartel leader Jose "El Diego" Hernandez may have ordered up to 1,500 killings.
• The EPA is using new pollutant rules to take on natural gas fracking as the Obama administration wants to lay down ground rules on the process.
• Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak may not attend his own trial this week due to health reasons, according to Egypt's information ministry.
• Apple has taken over the number one spot in smartphone market share beating out Nokia in second quarter sales.
• According to a new theory, the entire universe can be summed up as a two-dimensional projection similar to a hologram.