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• Secret Service agents safely detained a man who jumped the White House fence on Tuesday, he had been involved with efforts to gain entry before.
• Stores in Norway have withdrawn PC games from store shelves that were a favorite of accused terrorist Anders Brevik.
• A new seaport expansion in Bellingham, Washington has citizens looking forward to new jobs, but the cargo of coal to fuel Chinese power plants is causing major controversy.
• Japanese lawmakers have approved 2 trillion yen in funding for compensation of funding for victims of the ongoing Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster.
• California's identity theft law has been successfully used to prosecute a juvenile who stole another student's Facebook account to leave embarrassing fake messages.