StupidiNews!

• Polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs has been convicted of sexual assault and faces a maximum sentence of life in prison.
• As the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks approaches, NYC officials expect the new tower at the site will have 80 floors completed in time for the ceremony.
• NASA officials say debris recently uncovered by drought in a Texas lake is indeed part of one of the fuel tanks from the doomed space shuttle Columbia.
• Sony is under pressure to cut the price of its new PlayStation Vita portable in the wake of Nintendo's 3DS price cut.
• The federal government's new CIO, former Microsoft exec Steven VanRoekel, plans to cut costs, close data centers, and take advantage of more cloud computing.