StupidiNews!

• Hurricane Irene may plow through North Carolina's Outer Banks and head into the Mid-Atlantic and New England coasts as early as this weekend.
• Libyan rebels have overrun Qaddafi's main Tripoli compound and claim 90% of the city, but the physical whereabouts of the deposed Libyan leader remain a mystery.
• A few House Republicans remain in Washington in order to specifically block President Obama from making any recess appointments over the August break.
• Americans affected by yesterday's Virginia earthquake may find their insurance doesn't cover any damage.
• HP may be getting out of the PC business, but reports are that Samsung may be more than willing to take over.