StupidiNews!

• Category 3 Irene churns towards North Carolina, causing Gov. Bev Perdue to issue mandatory evacuations for parts of the Outer Banks.
• Astronaut and first man on the moon Neil Armstrong will address Congress next month, urging NASA to return to Luna.
• Libya's revolutionary council has put a $1.7 million bounty up for information leading to the capture of Moammar Qaddafi.
• Former NY Gov. George Pataki is reportedly considering a Republican Presidential bid in 2012, visiting Iowa this weekend.
• Google will fork over a half a billion in fines to the Department of Justice for pitching illegal ads for Canadian pharmacies selling drugs in the US.