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• Thousands of residenst near Austin, Texas are waiting for the all clear to return to their homes as firefighters battle a massive wildfire.
• British officials are looking into claims that terror suspects were rendered to Libya for detention and torture.
• Archaeologists are exploring the Cahokia Burial Mounds site in Illinois for clues to the fate of early Native Americans from 1000 years ago.
• Rick Perry faces a gerrymandering trial as Texas Democrats accuse the Governor of engineering Latinos out of Congress.
• Intel wants laptop makers to use its chips to create super-light "ultrabooks" to compete with Apple's MacBook Air.