StupidiNews!

• The US military's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy is officially gone as of today.
• Israel says it is ending a bilateral police cooperation program with Turkey as relations between the two countries continues to sour.
• President Obama's proposal to save the Postal Service includes ending Saturday delivery and raising the price of stamps.
• US officials say they are probing eight offshore banks for possible tax evasion, with grand jury investigations underway.
• Researchers are finding ways to detect single molecules out of trillions with new optical technology based on hyrdophobic substances.