StupidiNews!

• A new human rights report finds widespread abuse of undocumented immigrants trying to cross into the US by the Border Patrol.
• Physicists at CERN in Switzerland say they may have verified that neutrinos can indeed travel faster than light.
• Protests in the West Bank against President Obama and the UN continue as angry Palestinians demand statehood.
• The NBA and the players' union will most likely resume talks next week ahead of the expected delay of the start of the season.
• Net neutrality goes into effect on November 20th in the US, but several industry groups plan on taking legal action to stop the FCC.