StupidiNews!

• An outdated NASA satellite fell from the sky last night, pieces of it falling into the Pacific Ocean.
• Penn State scientists have discovered a virus that supposedly attacks and kills breast cancer cells "within seven days".
• President Obama is proposing major changes to the country's No Child Left Behind Act involving schools, teachers, and educators.
• The Dow suffered its worst week since October 2008 with a 6.4% loss, 6.5% on the S&P 500.
• Missouri lawmakers have changed their mind on the law that bans teacher/student communication on social networking sites like Facebook.