StupidiNews!

• The Senate has reached a deal to continue to fund the government through mid-November and avoid a shutdown over disaster relief and FEMA funding.
• A new study show there's enough fresh water on Earth to double world food production, but water is used inefficiently.
• Jamaican Prime Minister Bruce Golding is resigning after the toll of failing to extradite a major international drug kingpin to the US, one who may implicate Golding's party.
• Many evacuated Japanese are now refusing to return to Fukushima prefecture fearing radiation and long-term damage.
• Computers, monkeys, Shakespeare, and weasels are in play as one man tests that famous theory about evolution and random chance.