The Lohan Family Portrait

Michael Lohan is cooling his ass in a Tampa jail this morning after getting arrested on suspicion of domestic violence charges.

Tampa Police arrested Lindsay Lohan's dad at 1:10AM ET after they responded to reports of a fight between Michael and a live-in girlfriend. Law enforcement sources confirm it was Lohan's on again-off again GF Kate Major.

Now this part is classic Lohan: We're told Michael complained of chest pains when he was taken into custody -- so police took him to a hospital. We're told Michael was treated, and then was attempting to slip out of the hospital on his own -- until an officer spotted him, hauled him down to jail and booked him for the alleged domestic violence.

Not since the days of Michael Jackson have we ever seen parents exploit their children to this degree.  Both parents have shamelessly pimped out their daughter, denied she had a drug problem, enabled her nearly to the point of death, and then sell a book about the drug abuse and profit from her misfortune.

I hope they both rot.  It will be better than they deserve.