StupidiNews!

• Search crews in eastern Turkey continue to look for survivors after Sunday's 7.2 magnitude earthquake has already killed more than 250.
• Saying that America can't wait for Republicans to act, President Obama will issue a series of executive actions to help the economy.
• The House GOP wants to exempt the Border Patrol from all environmental regulations on federal land with 100 miles of the border in the name of national security.
• Swiss banks appear ready to settle with US regulators and pay billions in fines and reveal names of offshore tax cheats.
• Microsoft is taking aim at Google, saying it now collects license fees on 50% of all Android hardware sold in the US.