StupidiNews!

• New figures show Netflix's streaming video service is responsible for almost one-third of US internet traffic.
• Scott Olsen, the 24-year old Iraq War vet critically injured by police earlier this week at Occupy Oakland, is awake and lucid according to hospital officials.
• Kansas physicians are suing the state over new abortion restrictions, saying the provisions are burdensome and irrational.
• Rapidly rising food prices at the grocery store means restaurants are now raising prices in order to catch up.
• A federal judge has blocked San Francisco's ordinance requiring cell phones to be sold with radiation warnings.