StupidiNews!

• More than two million residents in the Northeast are without power this morning as crews struggle with the effects of this weekend's major snowstorm.
• Irish Labour Party candidate Michael Higgins has been elected as that country's new President.
• At least 17 are dead after a suicide car bomber crashed into a NATO armored bus in Afghanistan, 13 of the dead were US soldiers.
• The Czechs are the latest to fall victim to the European debt crisis as lawmakers discuss more austerity cuts in the wake of a weakening GDP.
• Researchers have discovered that graphene could be used to make transistors rather than silicon in electronics.