StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• 60 Minutes mainstay Andy Rooney has passed at the age of 92 after being hospitalized for complications from minor surgery last month.
• 2010 represented the largest yearly jump in greenhouse gas emissions ever recorded by the Department of Energy.
• The jobless rate in October improved to 9.0% as the economy added 100,000 jobs a month over the last three months.
• The number of US bank closings in 2011 has reached 87 as banks in Utah and Nebraska were taken over by the FDIC.
• The Mexican Zetas drug cartel has freed a kidnapped Anonymous member in exchange for the hacker group calling off its plan to expose the cartel's membership.