StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Kidnapped Washington Nationals pitcher Wilson Ramos has been found alive, two days after disappearing in Venezuela.
• In Vermont, Occupy Burlington protesters cheered as Mayor Bob Kiss personally saw to the release of one arrested demonstrator.
• New data suggests that the depletion of world fishing stocks is happening due to overfishing at an even faster pace than first thought.
• America's youngest veterans are having tremendous difficulty finding work, with unemployment figures for 18-24 year old veterans reaching 30%.
• Apple's 5.0.1 upgrade to fix the iPhone 4S battery life bug may have in fact introduced several new problems.