StupidiNews!

• A major "winter hurricane" storm slammed into Alaska's Bering Sea coast today, with winds up to 100 MPH and whiteout conditions.
• The UN says over 3,500 have been killed in Syria's brutal and repressive crackdown by regime forces of President Bashar al-Assad.
• NASA scientists gathered plenty of data on the quarter-mile wide asteroid that passed within 200,000 miles of the planet yesterday afternoon.
• The latest figures show 40,000 Americans opened new credit union accounts on Bank Transfer Day on Saturday.
• A new survey of teens on social networking sites finds more than one in five have had an online experience that ended a friendship with someone.