StupidiNews!

• NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced the NYPD arrest of a terror suspect caught before he could allegedly detonate a pipe bomb.
• Reports put some ten dead and hundreds wounded in a bloody crackdown Sunday in Cairo's Tahrir Square by Egypt's military government.
• Syrian rebels are claiming responsibility for a rocket propelled grenade attack on the Damascus offices of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's ruling party.
• New Zealanders head to the polls this week in what is expected to be re-election for Prime Minister John Key's National Party.
• Patents filed by Apple suggest that the company is working on an "airbag" anti-shock system for electronic devices that are dropped.