StupidiNews!

• The United States, Britain, and Canada have implemented new sanctions on Iran, calling the country's oil and gas industry a prime "money laundering concern."
• NASA will postpone the launch of its Curiosity Mars rover project by one day until Saturday to replace a battery on-board the system.
• President Obama has signed "Kate's Law" into effect, granting additional protections to Peace Corps workers from sexual assault and other crimes.
• Americans having fewer children due to the economy means trading up to a larger house is not as necessary, which could prolong the housing slump.
• Google is accusing mobile device security software vendors of scamming customers, saying its Android operating system is safe, but the vendors disagree.