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• Pennsylvania authorities are investigating two new cases allegedly involving child molestation by disgraced former Penn State football assistant Jerry Sandusky.
• A gunman in Houston was shot by police after threatening Occupy Houston protesters, and later charged with aggravated assault.
• South Sudan and Sudan continue tentative talks over seized oil revenue as the countries remain on the brink of a new war.
• The Federal Reserve asked 31 top US banks to submit plans to weather the European debt crisis as the Obama administration battens down the hatches.
• The FCC may be looking to sink the AT&T/T-Mobile merger sooner rather than waiting for the courts.