StupidiNews, Christmas Weekend Edition!

• Some 44 people are dead and dozens more injured after two car bombs in Damascus, Syria on Friday that the government is blaming on Al Qaeda.
• The Duke of Edinburgh, husband to Queen Elizabeth II, underwent successful heart surgery for a blocked artery.
• President Obama signed the two-month payroll tax cut and unemployment benefit extension into law Friday before joining his family on vacation in Hawaii.
• LA city officials calculate it cost the city some $2.35 million in police overtime and clean-up costs to evict Occupy LA from their camp around City Hall last month.
• Under intense pressure from a near-instant internet-fueled boycott, domain host service GoDaddy has dropped its support for the controversial SOPA anti-piracy legislation in Congress.