StupidiNews!

• At least 58 are dead after a pair of suicide bomb blasts in Afghanistan on the Muslim holy day of Ashura.
• A new German study finds the Earth is heading for a 3.5 degree Celsius global temperature rise, far surpassing the 2 degree rise scientists warn would bring disaster.
• President Obama travels to Kansas today to echo Teddy Roosevelt's "New Nationalism" speech from a century ago, laying out a plan for America's middle class.
• Convicted ex-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich could get up to 20 years in prison for his 17 counts of corruption as his sentencing hearing begins this morning.
• With the removal of its Streak 7 tablet from the market, Dell is the latest manufacturer to abandon the Android tablet market.