StupidiNews!

• Wal-Mart has pulled Enfamil baby formula from its shelves after the death of a newborn in Missouri linked to a bacterial infection from the product.
• Pakistani Prime Minister Raza Gilani publicly berated "conspirators" aiming to destabilize his government and oust him.
• The EPA's tough new emissions standards for mercury, arsenic, and other toxic substances will require the 40% of the nation's coal power plants that are non-compliant to clean up or shut down.
• British Airways will buy German carrier Lufthansa's BMI division in the UK, giving the airline dozens more flight slots out of London's Heathrow Airport.
• Romanian hackers rang up a whole lot of extra five dollar footlongs at Subway franchises across the country, stealing credit card data over a three-year period.