StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A federal judge has ruled against the four GOP candidates who failed to qualify for Virginia's strict primary rules, saying they waited too long to file their complaints.
• President Obama wants Congress to give him fast-track authority to merge and streamline half a dozen federal trade and commerce agencies.
• A Spanish judge has re-opened the country's investigation into detainees tortured at Guantanamo, citing new evidence in the case.
• The US Red Cross has been fined nearly $10 million for violations of blood safety protocol in 2010, failures in record-keeping, and quality assurance at 16 facilities.
• A Kenyan internet business directory is accusing search giant Google of harvesting their data and then telling their customers that the company would start charging to scare them off.