StupidiNews!

• President Obama returns to Washington after his holiday vacation as he plans to address Iowa Democrats tonight by teleconference.
• Montana's Supreme Count has ruled that the Citizens United decision from the US Supreme Court does not overturn the state's 1912 ban on corporate political expenditures.
• A new study shows that high-fat foods can actually damage the hypothalamus, the area of the brain that regulates metabolism.
• The amount of sovereign debt coming due in 2012 for the nation's leading economies is close to $8 trillion, $2.8 trillion in the US alone.
• A North Carolina man has been arrested for trying to by a microwave with a one million dollar bill at a Lexington Wal-Mart.