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• Jordan's leader King Abdullah will meet with President Obama today, with the topic of Middle East peace talks on the table.
• A Wisconsin judge will hear a challenge to the state's new voter ID law by the League of Women Voters, who says the law creates "a third class of people".
• California Gov. Jerry Brown is proposing to tighten up the state's welfare qualifications, drastically limiting assistance to recipients after two years.
• The total number of stocks available in the US equities market shrank slightly in 2011, the first time since 2009, as companies bought back nearly $400 billion in stocks.
• Apple's latest target: the college textbook, as it plans to create "interactive e-books" for its iOS devices.