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• In the final day of his current campaign swing, President Obama will visit the University of Michigan to talk student loans and college debt.
• Secretary of State Hillary Clinton confirms she will step aside in a second Obama term, saying after two decades of public service that she's tired.
• Florida Republican Congressman David Rivera has reintroduced a modified DREAM Act, but only granting citizenship to members of the active military.
• Apple says it will not turn a blind eye to its supply chain problems, with reports of disturbing and dangerous labor conditions among plants in China.
• New scientific findings on the eyes of jumping spiders may help the world build better robots who can judge distances better.